Spot the errors in this ad

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/24/2014 at 22:56 • Filed to: ad watch

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GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/24/2014 at 22:59

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Could they at least try not to get a voiceover from someone who sounds like a 50-year-old who is always out of breath?

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/24/2014 at 22:59

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i saw a sweet IS 350 F Sport in like a dark grey on Friday. Damn, so much want!!!!!!!!

As for the errors, this is Jalopponik so, something something beige Camry German Engineering blah blah

XJDano > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/24/2014 at 22:59

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"Do not attempt "

coqui70 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/24/2014 at 22:59

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Confusing a Lexus with a sport sedan, thinking that grille looks cool and pretending we are idiots.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/24/2014 at 23:00

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A Lexus on a racetrack

Alex from Toronto > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/24/2014 at 23:02

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Most people who buy a Lexus don't go to tracks.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > XJDano 08/24/2014 at 23:02

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It's actually that they admit to cutting corners on tracks. You don't cut them, you apex them.

EL_ULY > Alex from Toronto 08/24/2014 at 23:26

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same thing with the German cars.... unless they are us awesome jalops autoXing 90's cars :]

EL_ULY > jvirgs drives a Subaru 08/24/2014 at 23:28

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3 series on a track lol. Less than 1% of new German sedans also but still more than Lexus. That is more like < 0.5% and mostly beast IS-F's

Rainbow > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/24/2014 at 23:41

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Lexuses are primarily driven by moderately wealthy suburban socialite housewives. They're used to cheating.

Alex from Toronto > EL_ULY 08/25/2014 at 00:13

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The only Lexus I would AutoX is a ls400.

Japanese land yacht yo.

EL_ULY > Alex from Toronto 08/25/2014 at 00:48

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whooo! I did some twisty roads in my super clumsy e34. Scary as hell but fun

Alex from Toronto > EL_ULY 08/25/2014 at 01:06

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clumsy e34?

EL_ULY > Alex from Toronto 08/25/2014 at 01:53

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1990 525i with the M20... yes that tiny engine from the e30 and tied to a 4 speed auto and 400,000 miles on the ticker. I burned 2 qrz of oil during the run lol.

Car weighed close to 4, 000lbs, had ooold school gearbox steering (non rack and pinion) and about 70HP lol.

Clumsy like my current A6 Avant Quattro. The A6 is the understeer king and also ultra sloow.

But i liked them both for the most part. I used to be a Master tech at a Lexus dealership. The early 90's models were not racecars but super solid and dependable for the most part. German cars around that time were not sporty either to be honest (non M, AMG, etc.)

My 95 M3 was also a bit of a pig even with suspension mods and some engine upgrades.

Alex from Toronto > EL_ULY 08/25/2014 at 01:56

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Well then, I guess it's always fun to drive a slow car fast.

EL_ULY > Alex from Toronto 08/25/2014 at 02:11

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Very! The new F Sport line I bet are fun as hell and have untapped potential, but the M this and S that have that class on a lock still but at least it's an option, i can dig it. Ze Germans just have more experience obviously and it clearly shows on their awesome products that people don't track either lol.. Also, since this is OPPO I will join the majority and consider a badass GS FSport to just be a fancy Corolla or what ever everyone here says lol.

Alex from Toronto > EL_ULY 08/25/2014 at 02:30

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I think Lexus/Toyota have to live in the 90s again when they were making exciting stuff if they want to attract new buyers.